| Posted: 16 April 2008 at 5:48pm | IP Logged
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Hello all, this is my first post. Dont know if any of you were ever on the Transformers Novie Forums, but this is the same Streetwise from that spot. Anyway, I posted this there and wanted to see what a broader range of Trans Fans thought of this...it's something comical I wrote, dwelling on my most hated Autobot: Wheelie. In my opinion, he owes us all an apology for even being IN the movie. lol But I thought of an explaination for him and the role he played...
(disclaimer: yes, I AM an uber geek, but these ideas in my head were just too good NOT to write down! lol Im okay now...)
Set to...who else? Slim Shady!!
HI! My name is- Hi! My name is- Hi! my name is-
WHEELIE : My speech pattern is rhymes, it doesnt cause much complication /
I can actually sit down an have a decent conversation.
I was a rapper on Cybertron ; had a track on ev'ry channel /
with a contract, and all of the energon I could handle. (chea!)
--and I was doin just FINE until the SCANDAL /
and had to go before the Quintesson Municipal panel. (sorry.)
--LATER B#CH%E$!! time to flee, hiding in trees (haha!)
hot pink N thinkin, "CRYMINNIE! Tha F- do they keep FINDIN' me?!" (GET 'IM!)
--and all because of some beef between Prime N me:
I'm the star here,
I should be the one to ride for free! (MOVE!)
Quintessa rendezvous was a hoax all along /
the ARK was GONE /
so I survived rap battlin' Sharkticons / (yo, he ripped U!)
hooked up with the Dinobots like a friend from the past, /
so I can find Prime and get REVENGE on his @$$.
It's been YEARS on my own; am I scared? pssh. I think NOT /
NOBODY wants it with me, b!#ch, I'm armed witha SLINGSHOT! (back off!)
Dwellin' on how yer hot for a minnit N thennit's gone / (damn)
sippin on that energon that TRYPTICON be trippin on / (gurgle)
--so buzzed that I start to see MINI-CONS
so I'm all, "BAH-WEEP-GRAH-NAH-WEEP-NINNY-BONG!"
-And Then there's Arcee. Man, I wanna f- with HER. / (hey baby)
I let her just keep thinkin I'm gay - and I got stuck with BLURR!
and my life, from that point on, has gotten sucky-ER. /
I start to believe it; she's with SPRINGER? Dam. Lucky HER.
__________________ --so buzzed that I start to see MINI-cons
so I'm all, "BAH-WEEP-GRAH-NAH-WEEP-NINNY-BONG!"
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