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Posted: 16 August 2008 at 8:34pm | IP Logged Quote Blaster
call in 2am in the morning: "there's a young lady in trouble, she is screaming very loud and I can hear slapping, I think she might be in  trouble, I can hear a mans voice too" nothing unusual, but the address 5 Doors away on a parallel street from our new house emm get there knowing the persons in questions are on Holiday, and the that the Daughter is home alone (19) Door opens we inquire if she is ok?  neighbours heard screaming a possible attack? Half dressed and hair all over the place, embarrassed she replies I'm fine.. behind her the door opens and out comes a half dressed man, to make it more interesting the the door opens again and out pops another man, half dressed righto my colleague then says "please try to keep it down" and as we walk away, without thinking, I say "give my regards to your dad, will you Andrea" My Colleague pissed himself on the spot, and she slammed the door! "Give my regards to your dad, he laughs, and when you do, let him know that his 19 Year old daughter is growing up faster than expected
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Went shopping bumped into the parents and Andrea could not even manage to look up...LOL 

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Dirty, dirty andrea...

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Posted: 16 August 2008 at 8:58pm | IP Logged Quote Casperuk
that's just naughty 

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Posted: 16 August 2008 at 9:16pm | IP Logged Quote fudgecrumpet
hmmm i wonder...

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Posted: 17 August 2008 at 7:21am | IP Logged Quote Blaster
keep wondering...she is not very pretty short and round, I guess just adventurous, and those two lads I have never seen before. Just perils of this job, which may soon end.

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You're gonna be leaving the Gestapo?

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Posted: 17 August 2008 at 1:20pm | IP Logged Quote Blaster
if all goes well...I'll let YOU know.

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Posted: 17 August 2008 at 2:03pm | IP Logged Quote Casperuk
and take up what may i ask?

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I think a filthy ninja.

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Stripping. Blaster's gonna be a stripper.

Which is good, as i have some wallpaper that needs removing.



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Posted: 17 August 2008 at 8:06pm | IP Logged Quote Blaster
peons
No still with the Force just not on the beat as they say, no more nail Guns to head, no more brain fluid on my hands, no more ugly adolescent tarts humping as if there will be no tomorrow...all in the planning nothing nailed so far.

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Posted: 17 August 2008 at 8:36pm | IP Logged Quote fudgecrumpet
Ah, he's gonna be a secret agent!

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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 3:51am | IP Logged Quote Casperuk
blaster powers


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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 6:59am | IP Logged Quote fudgecrumpet
Austin Blasters - international man of pastry.

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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 7:24am | IP Logged Quote Blaster
tis my own fault,I knew it, in fact I would do the self same thing if the shoe was on the other foot

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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 8:36am | IP Logged Quote fudgecrumpet
Oh, you definitely need a new job if you can only afford one shoe...

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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 8:41am | IP Logged Quote Blaster
i might have lost my leg in a freak accident since we last met, or like an Irish mine detector you know? Stretching the right leg out and carefully tapping the ground to detect the mine


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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 8:53am | IP Logged Quote fudgecrumpet
The only leg i forsee you losing from a potentially explosive situation, is leg number three. Naughty naughty andrea...

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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 12:34pm | IP Logged Quote Casperuk
what she gonna do, bite it off in some freak frying pan incident? 

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