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Blaster
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Crumpet through a straw now that sounds a Tangy... "Darling your dry to night..your licking the sheet"
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fudgecrumpet
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You see, that's just a wrongism.
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Casperuk
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funny though
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Wheeljacktoo
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It should be 'sucking' up the fluids of the sheet. Though, licking is just as wonderfully gross.
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Casperuk
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no he thinks shes dry, but he is licking the sheet!
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fudgecrumpet
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If it needs explaining...
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Casperuk
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just not good enough!!!
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Blaster
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works both ways "oh darling your hard tonight, looked down your sucking the bed post"
Enough innuendos and explaing dirty dirty jokes...back on topic: Loosing a limb, tragic stuff!
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fudgecrumpet
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Losing a limb bad. Replacing it with a bedpost... Good?
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Blaster wrote:
works both ways "oh darling your hard tonight, looked down your sucking the bed post"
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My missus once grabbed my arm in the dark and said "OH MY GOD HUN! WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT! IT'S MASSIVE!!!!"
Seriously.
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Sirlagerlot wrote:
Blaster wrote:
works both ways "oh darling your hard tonight, looked down your sucking the bed post"
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My missus once grabbed my arm in the dark and said "OH MY GOD HUN! WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT! IT'S MASSIVE!!!!"
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 is all I have to
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fudgecrumpet
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Well, It's a good excuse to offer to give her a good fisting...
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Wheeljacktoo wrote:
Sirlagerlot wrote:
Blaster wrote:
works both ways "oh darling your hard tonight, looked down your sucking the bed post"
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My missus once grabbed my arm in the dark and said "OH MY GOD HUN! WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT! IT'S MASSIVE!!!!"
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is all I have to
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Possibly more ridiculously than that, we were walking along side the local marina, just inside Poole Harbour the other day and there loads of Sunseekers boats out in the water (Sunseekers being the rich-person yachts such as the one at the start of Casino royale), she was admiring them and then pointed at one and said "WOW!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!!"
"That, love.." says I "Is the cross-channel ferry leaving for France......"
Just for Comparison.
Sunseeker
Cross Channel Ferry
Edited by Sirlagerlot on 09 July 2008 at 2:16pm
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If i had a vagina, those pictures would look the same to me too.
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You guys are killing me.
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