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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
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I've just got me some new hacksaw blades, which bit of you can i chop off?
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

Probably the best forumer in the world
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My chin is getting a bit "Double-y" of late.
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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
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I was thinking i'd vote Lower Jaw. Because then at least it'd be a talking point at parties. Well, obviously it'd be a talking point for everyone else, all you'd be able to say would be 'guh gak gluggle'.
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silverbolt Sub-group Leader

The arcane archer
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a wouldnt mind a bit of the old tummy tuck
no martial arts and too mnay beers are starting to give me a bit of a round one
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

Open, dammit, open!
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Both moobs if you like. One will do in a pinch. Ouch!
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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
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I'm not a bloody plastic surgeon, people! These new blades are shaaarp, i wanna chop booooooooooone!
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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Moob was a choice. Sorry if your poll didn't reflect your intent. That seems to be your problem, not mine. So, start slicing some moob!
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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

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Ok, fine. But i'm taking a few ribs out while i'm at it...
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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Not the tasty ones soaked in BBQ sauce! Not those! The others, yes, why not. And while you're down there take out a part of my sternum. I don't really know why I have so much of one.
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

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Who voted foot? Please say it was Casper!
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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Don't distract from my moobs surgery, SirShandyLot!!!
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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no, it wasn't me, i am thinking the same thing who said they can live without a foot i love my feet!!!
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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

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I don't know who voted foot. Maybe they have verrucas or something, amputation is the only solution...
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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No, it's not! Ok, maybe. But that's all the leeway I'm going to give you. I'm onto you and your amputative ways.
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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

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Shut up or i'll chop off something you need.
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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You can't shut me up! This whole place can't shut me up! ...
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If you give me back my telly, I'll shut up.
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Blaster Omega Sentinal

I find your lack of faith, disturbing.
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Gonna go for Willy here, stop the missus pestering whilst soccer is on, and in bed, quick freeze it and give it here if and when plus I can quick snap the Bottle tops off with the boney-fied hole
Edited by Blaster on 04 July 2008 at 4:08pm
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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you can't live without your cock!
plus i'd pick sex over football everytime
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fudgecrumpet Omega Sentinal

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I'd pick anything over football. Except herpes. Or glandular fever. Or having a shave. Or pretty much most things that are unpleasant.
Oh, and blaster, where the funky monkey have you been? And why have you started ignoring your texts? And why does one of these sausages have lumps of scrambled egg in it? Eh? Rarr
*throws wj2's telly at Germany.
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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Germany will laugh at my telly. It is not very new.
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