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fudgecrumpet
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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 10:22am \| IP Logged

I think cucumber and red onion. What vegetables do you think are the gayest of the veg?

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 10:28am \| IP Logged

Celery.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 11:02am \| IP Logged

Tomato - fruit or vegetable? I would say bi-curious.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 11:12am \| IP Logged

It's a vegetable trapped in a fruits body! You don't understand what it's been like for it, growing up, knowing it was different. It's father tried to force it to do what he considered were fruity things, play football, play rugby, tried to make it become a builder when it grew up. All the tomato wanted to do was play with dolls, and become a hairdresser. It was thrown out of home when it announced to it's overbearing father that it wasn't like the other fruits. How it wanted to live as a vegetable and as soon as it could afford it was going to have the operation.....

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 11:16am \| IP Logged

turnips aren't gay.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 11:20am \| IP Logged

Radish is quite gay. Well, Radish is camp, but not necessarily gay.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 11:23am \| IP Logged

I think people expect radish to be gay, what with him hanging out with the cucumber and the cress on the corner of salads, but i think It's just an act to pull the more vulnerable girls.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 3:37pm \| IP Logged

I think Celery or cucumbers as well.. not sure for leeks or whatever list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetables

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 5:38pm \| IP Logged

Cress is the gayest of the veg.
Are sprouts gay? I think not, but my gaydar is on the blink.

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:42am \| IP Logged

Capsicum-its horrible

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 5:00am \| IP Logged

Zucchini is lesbian that's for sure. It really out performs other vegetables in this category.

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 9:46am \| IP Logged

MegaOptimus wrote:

Capsicum-its horrible

You just made that up.

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:17pm \| IP Logged

Aubergine just seems to be a big gay bear!

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:48pm \| IP Logged

MegaOptimus wrote:

Capsicum-its horrible

just because It's horrible, doesn't make it gay. I mean, look at Nemmy - he's as straight as plank, and twice as wooden. Whereas Shandy is lovely.

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:53pm \| IP Logged

fudgecrumpet wrote:

[QUOTE=MegaOptimus] Whereas Shandy is lovely.

And very married.

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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 1:00pm \| IP Logged

Just like Barrymore.

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