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silverbolt
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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 9:35pm \| IP Logged

within the confines of the work place today in between managing the children whoa re supposed to be adults a truly profound questions struck

what will the next step up be from toilet paper?

Seriously weve been using it since time began almost surely we're due a new fangled idea

so what will we soon be wiping a backsides with

and no one is allowed say sea shells

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 9:57pm \| IP Logged

I'm thinking in-built bum cleansing microbes in food, that clean your bum as the food is pood out.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 10:09pm \| IP Logged

Great big artificial tongues on toilet seats to lick your bum clean like dogs do.

Or failing that, NANOMACHINES!!!

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 10:16pm \| IP Logged

Sirlagerlot wrote:

Or failing that, NANOMACHINES!!!

Nanomachines are the answer to everything.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 10:42pm \| IP Logged

of course every sci fi show says so

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 10:56pm \| IP Logged

Damn it, sea shells was the first thing I thought of. It's the obvious choice. It's scientific fact. I saw it in this documentary about this guy called John Spartan.

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Posted: 02 July 2008 at 11:09pm \| IP Logged

Sirlagerlot wrote:

Great big artificial tongues on toilet seats to lick your bum clean like dogs do.

ROFL, the big clean r***ing machine....gross!

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