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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
Joined: 25 August 2006 Location: United Kingdom
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^almost got binned at birth, when people thought the afterbirth looked more like a baby.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

The friendly ghost
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^ was the resulting afterbirth
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
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^doesn't really piss milk, that's just a result of a nasty bladder infection he caught from a cheap scouse hooker.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

The friendly ghost
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^ was the cheap scouse hooker, and i want my money back you tart!
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
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^thinks he deserves a refund because he suffers from premature ejaculation. I charge per session, not by the minute... Or second in your case.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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^loved every second and should refund on the fact that his holes are scabby!
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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^has never seen a non-scabby lady-hole.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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^invented scabby holes
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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^stole my scabby hole invention and patented it, thus keeping all profits and royalties for himself. The cow bag.
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

Open, dammit, open!
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^ ripped open the scabby hole invention and pulled out its intestines and then allowed it to be stolen. Dirt pile donkey sheddings.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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^ likes to roll in his own filth
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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^likes to roll in other people's filth.
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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^ likes to dine on people's filth
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Overlord Staff

Remorseless hunter of Crazy Frogs
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^ looks like other people's filth.
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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^ wears other people's filth like a second skin. Mucous included.
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Overlord Staff

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^ wishes he could shed his skin, so no-one could see all the scales, spots, moles and acne!
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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^Wants to use the shed skin to make a pie.
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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^ wants to sell those pies to orphans
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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^wants to sell the orphans to a pie-maker, then sell those pies to the orphans, then selling the orphan-pie-filled orphans to the pie-maker, thus continuing his circle of orphan-pie-ness.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

The friendly ghost
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^ wants to live his life in a pile of s**t, covered in baby oil whilst being whipped by Max Mosley
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