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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

Knows first hand how Prez tastes.
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Right, the bloke:lady ratio on the forum has reached ridiculous levels.
There are two ways in which the amount of testosterone in the room can be abated before an explosion of man-growls occurs...
1. Attract more girls to the forum. Never gonna happen.
2. Appease the masses by challenging all us blokeys to take advantage of the hot weather and camera phone technology, and posting random photos of random girls wearing little skirts and shorts and stuff that we see whilst on our travels. Or by photos of megan fox in her pants that we pinched off the fhm website.
This is the only way the world will be saved, i'm sure you agree.
Now, go to work my minions! Ker-plunk!
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

Probably the best forumer in the world
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Hmm. Voyeurism coupled with internet posting may equal a law suit....
however, it shall be enjoyable in the meantime.
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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Well we could always pixellate the faces. If we bother including the faces in the photo...
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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whats a face?
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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It's the bit surrounding the birthday treat insertion hole.
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

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You birthday treat insertion hole is THAT end? 
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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hahahahaha
that bit oh yeah, on wait do you mean mouth? damn that's your birthday treat?
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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Well the other end aint a treat at the moment, what with the annoying task of trying to breed.
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Casperuk Herald of Unicron

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aahhh baby making duty, just lay back and think of the sex
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Rodimus_Hotrod Combiner


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and if that don't work just lay back and think of Megan fox
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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Actually tonight i am going to be laying back and thinking of my knee, that i have made all big and purple following a safe moving incident. Actually, an unsafe safe moving incident. Ow.
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

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what happened?
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Wheeljacktoo Gestalt

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I like the fact that part of your job is moving safes. That sounds like good fun. It hints at something secret and perhaps criminal is afoot.
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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Basically we were moving a 1/3 of a ton safe down some stairs and it decided it was in a rush.
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

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Ouch. Still, couple of days of work eh?
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but it doesn't stop him selling me stuff throw PM tho
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If you put a pic of Megan Fox, all the girls will think that we are slut-seekers(that may not necessarily be a good thing from a girls point of view unless they are les )
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fudgecrumpet Herald of Unicron

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Yeah, but the only girls on the forum at the moment are Soundwave and Heather, so what girls think really doesn't matter. Besides slut-seeking is more fun than prude-prodding.
And secondly, time off work? What the bloody hell's that? Damaged knee just means I've got to work with a limp.
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1/3 ton, eh? That's tough moving. Have you been putting ice on it? If it stays puffy or it seems as though your kneecap is sliding around, see a doctorb. The extra b is for bargain.
And slut-seeking does sound better than prude-prodding. Though the latter is funnier, not better, when pictured.
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Sirlagerlot Moderators

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fudgecrumpet wrote:
Yeah, but the only girls on the forum at the moment are Soundwave and Heather, so what girls think really doesn't matter. Besides slut-seeking is more fun than prude-prodding. And secondly, time off work? What the bloody hell's that? Damaged knee just means I've got to work with a limp. |
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I would say get Prez to sue your employers asses for not providing the correct health & safety equipment..but...that aint gonna work...seeing as how you are you're employer an all..
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