Posted: 01 October 2007 at 12:19pm | IP Logged

There can’t be one council office department anywhere in the country which doesn’t have a black book of howling genuine complaints received from tenants. Try these on for size…

1 - My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

2 - And he’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore.

3 - It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.

4 - I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

5 - …and their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

6 - I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

7 - My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

8 - I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

9 - 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and the rest are plain filthy.

10 - Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

11 - Would you send a man to repair my spout. I’m an old age pensioner and need it badly.

12 - Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

13 - I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.

14 - I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

15 - This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can’t get BBC2.

Posted: 01 October 2007 at 6:24pm | IP Logged

silverbolt wrote: they are good once i get back to work il root through my emails concerning quontas (or soemthing like that) airlines - its very fuuny

is the airline ones where its the pilots reports with the mechanics replies

if so get those up as there hilarious

Posted: 01 October 2007 at 7:17pm | IP Logged

yep they are really good